Hi, I'm Ben and the World is my Bed.

Seriously how is your neck not in pain like all the time?

How…?

Your pizza is ready… and so is his butt.

Aaaaand the couch is now a campsite.

BEN used WITHDRAW!

One from the vaults— summer 2010. The couch ate him.

“I’ll give you my leather… take from me my Lays.” - Jax

It should be noted that several hours after this was taken, Ben awoke by suddenly sitting bolt upright and exclaiming “I DID IT!”. To this day, nobody has any idea why.

I wonder how many lobby spiders have crawled in there…

I call this one “Assassin’s Creed”.

They tried to wake him, but the coupon books were ineffective.